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Bon Anniversaire Arsene Wenger (several days late…)

28/10/2009

This has been in my drafts folder for ages. It was originally meant to be posted for Wenger’s 13th anniversary at Arsenal a few weeks ago. It was then meant to be put up on his birthday last week. As you can see neither happened but better late than never. It was Wenger’s 60th birthday and what better reason for a few lists? 15 great signings, 15 poor signings, 15 memorable games and 15 great goals (plus a few extra chucked in). Enjoy!

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Arsene Who?

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15 Great Signings:

1. Patrick VieiraA relatively unknown player before he joined from AC Milan, Wenger got Arsenal to sign him before he joined himself. A decade of midfield dominance, spats with Roy Keane and the Neviller and countless trophies followed. Managed to get £14 million from Juve once his knees were knackered too.

2. Thierry Henry369 games, 226 goals. Best player in the Premier League for about five years.

3. Freddie LjungbergHis red hair, his run of form in the 2001/02 season after Pires got injured, his debut goal against Man Utd, those underwear ads. A great player until his hip injury.

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It gave him his power.

4. Nicolas AnelkaHe left on bad terms but the money received bought Henry and Pires. The first example of Wenger buying cheap and making ridiculous profit. £22.5million profit in this case.

5. Marc Overmars He was almost too good for Arsenal while he was there and it was no surprise to see Barcelona snap him up for £25million. Scored the winner at Old Trafford in 1998 that helped overcome a 12 point deficit and was generally very, very quick.

6. Robert PiresHis form in 2001/02 earnt him Footballer of the Year honours and he was arguably just as good in 2003/04. Scored a silly amount of goals from the wing, ran oddly, had a cool goatee strip thing  and apparently knew the French for va va voom. Always felt he left too early as Wenger wouldn’t give him a two year deal. Still doing the business at Villarreal.

7. Cesc FabregasPinched from Barcelona, and will probably head back there one day but for now has developed into one of the best midfielders in the world. Perhaps the prime example of Wenger buying a young player and making him world class. Club captain at 22, the best is yet to come.

8. Andrey ArshavinProbably the first current world class player Wenger has bought. Has already made a significant impact in his short time at the Emirates, even if he can be a right lazy bugger sometimes.

9. Jens LehmannHe was immense in 2005/06 when battling to be ahead of Kahn for Germany. Also provided much hilarity as well as the odd moment of madness in his five years at the club.

10. Emmanuel Petit‘He’s blond, he’s quick, his name’s a porno flick. Emmanuel, Emmanuel.’ Had one of the funnier chants of recent times. Signed as a centre back, made a midfielder – he formed a fearsome partnership with Patrick Vieira for three short seasons.

11. Sol Campbell You can’t beat signing your local rival’s captain on a free transfer.

12. LaurenHard. As. Nails. An ice cool penalty taker too.

13. Kolo Toure Bought for £150K. Sold after seven years for £16million. Was fantastic at centre back until he got malaria and developed a fat arse.

14. KanuRidiculous skills. Could do things with a ball you never thought possible.

15. Robin van PersieAbsolutely loves to blast it. As a result has scored some brilliant goals in his time at Arsenal.

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15 Not So Great Signings:

1. Alberto MendezBought from the mighty FC Feucht. I remember reading Wenger could have bought the whole club for the £250K he paid for Mendez. Made no impact.

2. Nelson VivasCost Arsenal the title in 1999 with his mistake for Hasselbaink’s  winner vs Leeds late on in the season. Always got booked too.

3. Igors StepanovsMan Utd 6-1 Arsenal is all you need to know.

4. Francis JeffersThe supposed fox in the box managed four league goals from 2001-04, a time when Arsenal scored by the bucketload. It would have helped if he’d played more than 22 times. £8million he cost!

5. Pascal CyganWasn’t that bad but I remember how I used to shudder every time I saw his name on the team sheet. If you though Vidic had a slow turning circle…

6. Mickael SilvestreWhy? What purpose does he serve? He won’t even get a link.

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Just retire already...

7. Tomas DanileviciusA headbutt in a pre-season seems to ring a bell but that might have been after he left for Dunfermline. Played twice, didn’t score. The kind of random Wenger gamble where you wish we’d just saved the £1m.

8. Jeremie Aliadiere Still only 26, he pissed about at Arsenal for eight long years, never learning from any of the amazing strikers at the club and scoring one league goal in his time. You always knew Wenger was basically giving away a game when Aliadiere started up front.

9. Jose ReyesA bit dim, which meant he was the victim of many a prank. Involved in the Aragones ‘black shit’ saga too which meant his Arsenal career was over before it began given that Henry hated him. Scored a great debut goal against Chelsea though.

10. Amaury BischoffNormally Arsenal sign midfielders and then injure them. They tried the opposite and bought someone already injured. Needless to say he left after a year. He did play a game apparently.

11. Christopher WrehGeorge Weah’s cousin. The family talent had obviously been diluted. Did score a couple of important goals in the 1997/98 season to be fair.

12. Kaba DiawaraAll I remember was that he never scored, hit the post several times and was then still sold back to France for half a million profit.

13. Richard WrightBig ears, crap goalkeeper.

14. Abou DiabyThere has to be someone current. Possibly the most frustrating player I’ve seen. could be excellent. Isn’t.

15. Rami ShaabanJust where does he find these keepers from?!

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15 Memorable Games (not all good):

1. Arsenal 1-2 Man Utd 14/04/99The one with everything, but especially the Arsenal missed penalty that would give Man Utd the momentum for the treble.

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A good but overrated goal. Also, I didn't want to inflict the Giggs rug on you.

2. Man Utd 0-0 Arsenal 21/09/03 The one where Ruud missed a penalty and Arsenal started their 49 game unbeaten run.

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Rarrrrr.

3. Barcelona 2-1 Arsenal 17/05/06The one where they were 14 minutes from being Champions of Europe.

4. Arsenal 2-1 Leicester 15/05/04The one where they went the season undefeated.

5. Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal 21/02/06The one were they beat Real Madrid on their own patch.

6. Liverpool 4-2 Arsenal 08/04/08The one where they were robbed in the Champions League.

7. Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea 06/04/04The one where they dominated three of the four halves but still got knocked out.

8. Arsenal 2-0 Chelsea 04/05/02The one where they won their second double in four years.

9. Man Utd 0-1 Arsenal 08/05/02The one where they won the league in Manchester.

10. Inter 1-5 Arsenal 25/11/03The one where they produced the most unexpected scoreline I’d seen in years.

11. Leicester 3-3 Arsenal 27/08/97The one with the Bergkamp hat-trick.

12. Tottenham 4-5 Arsenal 13/11/04The one where we’ll score one more than you.

13. Arsenal 1-2 Liverpool 12/05/01 The one where Michael Owen stole the FA Cup.

14. Arsenal 7-0 Everton 11/05/05 – The one with the biggest league win under Wenger.

15. Arsenal 0-0 Man Utd 21/05/05 – The one where Arsenal stole the FA Cup.

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15 Memorable Goals (in no particular order):

1. Thierry Henry vs Man Utd 30/09/00. Probably the first classic Henry Arsenal goal. He was just on the cusp of dominating the Premier League when he scored this.

2. Tony Adams vs Everton 03/05/98. Conclusive proof that Arsenal had shed their boring tag. Steve Bould chipped, yes chipped a through ball to Tony Adams who chested it before smashing a left foot volley home. The goal that sealed Wenger’s first title.

3. Dennis Bergkamp vs Newcastle 02/03/02. I remember people at the time saying he didn’t mean this. Fools.

4. Robert Pires vs Southampton 07/05/03. I think this gets underrated as it was a meaningless game before the 2003 Cup Final but few players could have done such a lob with three touches let alone one.

5. Ray Parlour vs Chelsea 04/05/02. Romford Pele scored few but when he did they were usually special. Tim Lovejoy gets slated to this day for saying ‘Oh, it’s only Ray Parlour’ just before he scored.

6. Dennis Bergkamp vs Sunderland 15/01/97. The non-flying Dutchman scored many an amazing goal for Arsenal but his trademark was opening up his body and curling one round the keeper into the top corner from about 25 yards. Like this.

7. Robert Pires vs Aston Villa 17/03/02. Any goal that makes Peter Schmeichel look silly gets the thumbs up from me. Pires was quite possibly the best player in Europe in the spring of 2002.

8. Freddie Ljungberg vs Juventus 04/12/01. I remember being at work during this match and trying to check my phone for text updates. Little did I know what a special goal I’d see when I got home. Just watch Bergkamp’s skill again and again and again…

9. Eduardo vs Burnley 08/03/09. Out for a year and he comes back with this. Quite recent but no less special for it.

10. Thierry Henry vs Spurs 16/11/02. Hmm how to wind up your rivals? I know, run 75 yards, dribbling past half the team before scoring, and then run all the way back and celebrate in front of the Spurs fans. Nice.

11. Dennis Bergkamp vs Leicester 27/08/97. One third of the greatest hat-trick in Premier League history.

12. Robin Van Persie vs Charlton 30/09/06. Trust me, he didn’t shin it. Well not on purpose anyway.

13. Ray Parlour vs Valencia 04/04/01. Back when Valencia and John Carew used to screw Arsenal over every couple of years there were many a disappointing night in Europe. This special from Ray Parlour however resulted in one of the most mental celebrations I’ve ever witnessed in pub.

14. Emmanuel Adebayor vs Villarreal 07/04/09. Yes he’s a prick but there’s no denying this was a great goal. The last good thing he did in an Arsenal shirt.

15. Thierry Henry vs Liverpool 09/04/04. Dumped out of the FA Cup and Champions League in consecutive games to Man Utd and Chelsea of all teams, Arsenal were 2-1 down at half-time at home to Liverpool with an unbeaten record to protect. Pires quickly equalised, before Henry gave Carragher the runaround for an amazing third. He’d complete his hat-trick later on and Arsenal went on to win the league unbeaten.

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Want a few more? Ok then. Pires vs Liverpool, Henry vs Inter, Fabregas vs Spurs, Henry vs Real MadridKanu vs Chelsea & Henry vs Charlton.

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T.

Fantasy Premier League – Gameweek 10 Preview

23/10/2009

Quite a late preview this week but still in time for the many of you who make your change on Saturday mornings. Just 28 goals last week but also only two clean sheets meaning relatively low scores all round. Our captain picks of Fabregas, Arshavin and Dunn all produced goals or assists and bonus points but Berbatov didn’t do anything against Bolton. I was slightly hampered by injuries to both Torres and Rooney but got a decent score of 57 which considering the average was just 40 was pleasing.

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Gameweek 9 Top Gun (aka Tom Cruise Approves):

Maverick approves of the idea that Beattie won't be here again, even if he doesn't approve of him being here this week.

Maverick approves of the idea that Beattie won't be here again, even if he doesn't approve of him being here this week.

The lowest Top Gun score of the season so far as James Beattie‘s two goals and three bonus were good for 13 points which was enough to beat everyone else this week. He also had one of those classic performances where he did more in one week than he had all season having had just 9 points up until then. To be fair there were very few stand out performances but loads of players got one goal and scored seven or eight points. Credit to Zamora(!), Di Santo and Dunne for scoring 11 – it really was a bit of a shoddy week.

Let’s hope for something better this time round…

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Three Captain Choices:

A big game between Liverpool and Man Utd this weekend which makes me inclined to stay away in terms of captain choices. Though Liverpool have been terrible recently, I have a feeling they’ll raise their game for this one. That said, the usual potential choices of Torres, Gerrard and Rooney are at the very least doubtful which makes picking alternatives a bit risky. Let’s look elsewhere.

1. Anelka/Chelsea – As much as I think Lampard may finally be getting back into some form, I’m going to wait until he has a good goalscoring week or two before recommending him as a captain choice. With Chelsea at home to Blackburn, the choice has to be Nicolas Anelka. The Blues have won all four home games thus far while Blackburn have lost all three away. While Drogba has been scoring a plenty and is also a good choice, Anelka has 10 goals in 12 games against Blackburn and you’d have to back him to find the net again tomorrow.

2. Dunne/Aston Villa – Not someone you’d necessarily think of as a captain choice but the last two games have seen the exact same result – goal and man of the match and eleven points each time. It is a risk given he’s playing away from home but I expect them to beat Wolves and Martin O’Neill’s side have kept clean sheets in three of their four away games so far.

3. Bent/Sunderland – When a striker’s in form, you run with it and Bent is more in form than anyone. Goals in five straight games and a match against Birmingham this weekend. He’s been getting a bunch of bonus points in the last three games too. I’m not convinced Sunderland are going to win but I do think Bent will score as having watched Brum’s defence live the previous week, they are susceptible to pace and good movement.

Gets a Captain's tick

Gets a Captain's tick.

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Three Potential Transfers In:

1. Crouch/Spurs – Obvious one to begin with but now that Defoe is stupidly banned for three games, the time is right to bring in Peter Crouch as a direct replacement. He hasn’t really done that much so far but has only started two games. The next three games are Stoke (H), Arsenal (A) and Sunderland (H) which isn’t the worst but not the best either. Still, Spurs are playing pretty well and he’s worth giving a go at £7.1m.

2. Boateng/Portsmouth – Yes,  Pompey still have the solitary win but as has been mentioned many times on the blog their performances have been better than the results. From the highlights I’ve see recently ex Spurs player Kevin Prince Boateng has been playing well and has a goal, two assists and five bonus from his five games. That’s a pretty good return for someone playing for a poor team and he costs just £5m.

3. Petrov/Man City – A player to keep an eye at least. After doing really well in his first season, Petrov was essentially injured and out of favour for most of last year. He appears to be re-establishing himself in the Man City team right now as the left wing becomes free due to Robinho’s injury. His last four games have seen four goals/assists and four bonus. He won’t play every game but when he does he usually does something. Worth a look at £6.7m.

Might be worth a pick.

Might be worth a pick.

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Three To Avoid:

1. Defoe/Spurs – Suspended for three games. His price is falling (100K+ transferred him out this week) so you may as well get rid of him now and bring him back when he returns.

2. Everton players – Mega injury list of about eleven players, some tricky games coming up before Man Utd and Liverpool in a month’s time.

3. Zamora/Fulham and Beattie/Stoke – Don’t be tempted by one good game.

Are you taking the mick?

Are you taking the mick?

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T.


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