Football News Haikus
A haiku is three lines and 17 syllables (5,7,5). Here is a summary of the day’s news in haiku form.
FA Cup quarter final
Hull score and timewaste.
Arsenal beat them anyway,
Might have been offside. Possibly.
Warnock threatens to sue West Ham.
The Blades go down.
Everyone else moves on, but
Warnock still bitter.
Still won't accept his team were rubbish that season.
England world cup bid
England want to host,
but then so do ten others.
I’ll bet on Qatar.
Coming to England. Or Russia, or Indonesia, or...
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