Football News Haikus

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A haiku is three lines and 17 syllables (5,7,5). Here is a summary of the day’s news in haiku form.

 

FA Cup quarter final

Hull score and timewaste.

Arsenal beat them anyway,

Fabregas phlegmy.

Might have been offside. Possibly.

Might have been offside. Possibly.

 

Warnock threatens to sue West Ham.

The Blades go down.

Everyone else moves on, but

Warnock still bitter.

Still won't accept his team were rubbish that season.

Still won't accept his team were rubbish that season.

 

England world cup bid

England want to host,

but then so do ten others.

I’ll bet on Qatar.

Coming to England. Or Russia, or Indonesia, or...

Coming to England. Or Russia, or Indonesia, or...

 

 

T.

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One Response to “Football News Haikus”

  1. A Says:

    Nice poetry.

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